
I’m ordering this.
That’s for chicks Kurt
My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.
HJDUFHUBVFUWRJVBUWRIVB
A+ parent award.
I WILL BE SUCH A MOM, OKAY, THAT IS A PROMISE.
(Source: crunksalad)
How do you make children stop crying?!
Rap.
What?!
Rap.
Thunderstorm, you guys, its raining as shit, so I dont recommend leaving your homes
Beth won’t stop crying, she’s rly scared…
Quinn’s too busy watching the debate with Beth and teaching her about economy to pay attention to me reblogging pictures of her
Like whenever I have to read those emails people send to the NYT thinking we are The Navilator’s HQ or some shit I swear to god